i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.
one cannot simply not reblog this.
Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
I’ve reblogged this before and I will reblog it again.
This is so great
Like a dragon flexing his wings in front of his prey… (x)
We’re all doomed…
He so knows what he’s doing…
Another thing that really sets him apart from his contemporaries. He can work a photo shoot like a super model. Not many other actors can do it to that level of sophistication and seductiveness.
i no longer believe that BC is not aware of the maximum damage he can now wield.
Flaunt is as if he ran a focus group of rapacious women prior, and grilled them. saying “ok? right so muscular arms? oookaaay. And you like lateral muscles under bespoke summer suits? *scribbling furiously* Little blond hairs? You like those? Ok… A glimpse of ankle? *nodding accommodatingly* oh and some of you… hang on, let me turn butcher paper over, some of you might have said you’d like me to look over my shoulder after muscle flex at you as if i were to take you on the stairs? did i get that right? Yes?" *changing pen colour to highlight*